View #2

View from the oche -
Two long-tailed tits in the tree
Cat relieves itself

Moustache

Excellent moustache!
A Wild West re-enactment
would make you Sheriff

Wagtail

Pied Wagtail walking
Like a wound up clockwork mouse
On lush green carpet

View #1

View from the kitchen -
Unopened charity shop,
Poo bag stuck in tree