Giro d'Italia 2013

Bradley,
sadly,
wasn't the hero
in this year's Giro.

Negotiations

Did Wayne Rooney
go completely loony?
Or was it all an act
to get an improved contract?

Argentina 0 Germany 4

Joachim Low
has two games to go.
Maradona?
Goner.

Isle of Wight

Brad Friedel's
Been to The Needles
But Nicklas Bendtner
Prefers Ventnor

Mind Games

Fabio Capello
Is a clever fellow
But 'Der Kaiser'
Is wiser.