I was a Teenage Bond Girl

I was a Teenage Bond Girl

Sean Connery looked at me twice

When the other girls asked me what it was like

I said 'it was kinda nice'

I was a Teenage Bond Girl

I auditioned for Miss Taro

I didn't get the part so I had to start

As an extra in 'Dr No'

I was a Teenage Bond Girl

And also in 'Doctor Who'

I barely feature but I was some kind of creature

In Series Three, Episode Two

I was a Teenage Bond Girl

I was in other things too you know

I had a scene in 'Dixon of Dock Green'

And the 'Island of Dr Moreau'

I was a Teenage Bond Girl

But the photos are starting to fade

And it's hard to recall the thrill of it all

And the memories that we made

I was a Teenage Bond Girl

The highlight of my career

And though it seems rotten, that'll soon be forgotten

When I'm gone, that will all disappear

I was a Teenage Bond Girl

But all that is long in the past

And if we can't be sure that these things will endure

Let's enjoy them while they last