I was in a gin bar
not drinking gin.
That's not my thing,
I, I'm more of a pint kind of guy.
In fact, not many in
not drinking gin.
That's not my thing,
I, I'm more of a pint kind of guy.
In fact, not many in
were drinking gin.
The favourite plonk
The favourite plonk
was Sauvignon Blanc.
The barman, who was French and wore a nose ring
was operating
in an 'it's my first day'
The barman, who was French and wore a nose ring
was operating
in an 'it's my first day'
kind of way.
He was struggling with the till
couldn't find any Peroni or still water
He was struggling with the till
couldn't find any Peroni or still water
both items in the same order.
The next lady in the queue had a question
about the Sauvignon.
She must have had a reason
To ask is 'it from New Zealand?'
The barman, (I think his name was Lilian)
instantly replied: 'No, it's Chilean.'
At this point, to my frustration
I lost track of the conversation
I must have been distracted
Because I don't know how the lady reacted
instantly replied: 'No, it's Chilean.'
At this point, to my frustration
I lost track of the conversation
I must have been distracted
Because I don't know how the lady reacted
If she said yes it shows she was fine
with New World wine.
So why ask in the first place
If there's not that much difference in taste?
Or perhaps, in hindsight,
She might have agreed to be polite.
But did she say 'no'?
Maybe choose a Bordeaux.
Or just turn on her heels and go?
We'll never know.