Cornflakes or some porridge oats
A pot of tea, a slice of toast
It's the meal that matters most
It's my breakfast
I'm a champion.
Continental choice from your hotel
Cold meat, cheese and fruit as well
I'll slip a pastry in my pocket then I'll say farewell
It's my breakfast
I'm a champion.
Blend fruit and veg for a thick green drink
It keeps me fit and it helps me think
(Although I do pour most of it down the sink)
It's my breakfast
I'm a champion.
A fry up - king of all cuisines
Sausage, egg, bacon, beans
You get them at all good canteens
It's my breakfast
I'm a champion.
I woke from a dream within a dream
To a cup of coffee and a Krispy Kreme
It's stops me running out of steam
It's my breakfast
I'm a champion.
Left over takeaway might be nice
Half a curry or a pizza slice
Remind me - what's the rule on reheating rice?
It's my breakfast
I'm a champion.
Nothing for me thanks - I'm trying to lose weight
Perhaps a quick vape if I'm running late
Ooh - a cling-filmed cake on a paper plate!
It's my breakfast
I'm a champion.
