The alleyway behind the shop had suffered a flood
I was tiptoeing through water and dodging mud
Ten yards away or maybe less than that
Across the pathway shot a rat!
On the way home, before the next lot of rain
I could not believe my eyes, I saw a rat again!
So I've got a question and I'll keep it concise
Did I see two rats or the same rat twice?
Oh, they were so much bigger than mice
Did I see two rats or the same rat twice?
I only went to buy some basmati rice
Did I see two rats or the same rat twice?
Perhaps I'll have to ask Citizen's Advice
Did I see two rats or the same rat twice?
