I have a friend, his name is Stu
Buying records is what he'll do
He'll listen one time or maybe two
And then buy something new
Buy buy your records Stu
Now you're buying cassettes too
Buy a shirt from 1972
That is what you do
He prints books for David Gedge
His beard is like a rustic hedge
He thinks he's a total ledge
I fear that might be true
Buy buy your records Stu
Now you're buying cassettes too
Buy a shirt from 1972
That's why we love you
You plum