Sunday, 26 April 2020

On the Beach

I start my walk along the beach
The water’s edge just out of reach
Past sandcastles that have been made
With plastic bucket and a spade.

Ice cream is wiped from toddlers’ lips
A seagull swoops to steal some chips
Deckchairs ripple in the breeze
I see ‘kiss me quick’ hats and knobbly knees.

If you stop and wait awhile
A man’s pursued by crocodile
(He does escape if you don’t know
It’s just the Punch and Judy show).

The pier is where I turn around
Up above me is the sound
Of arcade games and fairground rides
The helter-skelter and the slides.

Anglers perch in dribs and drabs
Hoping to land fish or crabs,
A crowd of people stand agog
And watch a frisbee-catching dog.

I love the sand and how it moves
How it feels beneath my hooves
For I’m the donkey that was missed
Off this seaside cliché list.

Wednesday, 6 November 2019

Death of a Gladioli Waver

Last night I dreamt that Morrissey died
I wasn't sad, I hadn't cried
Now he means much less to me
Than, say, in 1993

For me, since 'Your Arsenal'
He hasn't done much good at all
(No wait, there is one thing, I'm sorry
I do enjoy 'You Are the Quarry')

The songs that live on in my head
Like 'Jeane', 'Asleep', 'The Queen is Dead',
Morrissey's best work by far,
Were co-written with Johnny Marr

Does he think his best work's in the past?
His career now going nowhere fast
It seems so strange how someone can
Become a less than charming man
And risk his musical legacy
By embracing notoriety
Knowing only controversial views
Are all that get him in the news

One delicious irony
About this dream that came to me
Morrissey wasn't alive to see
Everyone talking about Morrissey.

Friday, 7 December 2018

Calm

All seems calm
Windchime
says different

(Included in British Haiku Society Annual Anthology 2012)

Frost

First frost
breaking the ice
on the birdbath

(included in British Haiku Society Journal Volume 21 Number 1)

Letter

I know what's in this letter -
That's why
I'm not opening it

(included in British Haiku Society Journal Volume 22 Number 3)

Friday, 6 October 2017

9.93

To my friends
And my family
To people who care
Everywhere
This is my plea -
Help me to stay me

Friday, 28 July 2017

Tin

To my mind
You're one of a kind
You like dogs
You like frogs
You like pottery
You like history
And I've heard
You can tell a shard from a sherd
You like lichen
You like cycling
But most importantly
You love me
And it's true
I love you too